Disclaimer: Yeh post mere pichle 6 mahine ke kaafi saare cuts ke baare mein batata hai, lekin these views are not mine and I can not be quoted as the person saying these.
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Kitna khush hua tha mein jab meri job ******** (naam nahi likh sakta, compliance issues) mein lagi thi. Aisa laga ki bhaiya ab to investment banker ban gaye hain, zindagi ki aish ho gayi hai.
Lekin hamara kaise kaatna hai, bhagwaan pehle se hi soch rakha tha. Join karne se pehle bear doob gayi. Join karne ke 2-3 mahine mein lehman doob gayi, market cap $180bn se ghat kar $50bn reh gayi. Fir baari aayi job cuts ki. tab se le kar aaj tak hum is dar mein jee rahe hain ki "mera number kab aayega".
Yeh to chalo theek hai lekin bc bonus mein bhi gaand maar li, kahan humne aasman ke khwaab dekhe the aur zameen se utha hi nahi hamara aeroplane.
Jaise ki yeh kam that CFA Level 1 bhi fail karwa liya maine. Tab se to hitlist (list of people to be fired) mein aa hi chuka hai shayad mera naam.
Fir maine socha, bhaad mein jaaye yeh sab, Harvard, Columbia, Wharton se MBA karke mat si job le karke khoob paisa kamaoonga. To bhai shuru ho gayi hamari tayyari GMAT ke liye. Just to clarify Tayyari=soch liya ki dena hai GMAT.
Abhi kitaab bhi nahi khareedi thi ki US ne TARP(Troubled Asset Relief Program) waali companies ko H1B visas dene band kar diye aur saare khwaab hamare mitti mein milaye diya.
As if this was not enough, US congress is considering to paas a legislation to impose a tax of 90% on the bonuses paid by the firms which have recieved TARP.
Hey Bhagwaan, zindagi mein kuch to chhod diya hota.
Bandi to pehle se hi nahi thi, atleast paisa to kama lene dete.
Agar mujhse sahanoobhooti prakat karni hai to call me at 9769321685 (Mumbai ka number hai.)
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hehe sahi.. mazza aa gaya.. kamse kam sarkari mein hone ka kuch to faayda hai.. :)
dost meri suhaanubhooti tere saath hai ..
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