Carrying the burden of hardluck isnt much fun. Specially when it deals with the software(emotions) of your system. Kuttaps is a congential deformity which is growing with us. Few days back I decided that since m having no gf's to survive i need a Laptop(m telling u god can read out minds :( ),well endevour of the task was a internet connection. It started when naresh supplied me with the quotation and my senior in office also asked me to have a laptop. The mere imagination of having a laptop titillated me. I told mom bout that and she scolded me several times but i was rigid and the idea was rampanting inside me. Finally on some day i visited to the market and found that market was closed. I was in ahmedabad only for 5 days and I was informed that because of some ceremony called laabh paacham shops will remain shut for 5 days :( finally my boss arranged a guy deals with all laptops; I bought my first laptop and also for my senior. The bug in my ass bitten me and i altered the vista setting for internet connectivity. Still i wasn't able to connect my comp with internet, then I took grave brave decision and formattaed my lappie as m fimiliar with xp and also find no compatiblity issues. The famous ephermeral blue screen revealed itself and next instant everything blacked out. my aghast face was a kodak moment. Then i rebooted bor vista and but it was no where near to the factory setting and compatiblity issues continued. Next morning i had mission to install xp, Did alot of study, did some bios settings alterations and finally xp was installed but at a cost of low system performance.
I enjoyed on the triumph and went to thamana village for my futher project. When my senior booted his lappie he found that it isnt working. But in my company he knew that hardluck is part of life when i am around. He decided that we will have our broadband connection when his laptop boots. Next mission was to make his laptop working and i went to 110km ahmedabad for the exchage purpose finally got it returned but store was closed so havnt got other laptop which means we to travel again this much for getting new one. Next day we got the laptop and the landlord refuted to give the address proof for broadband. :( we decided to gets our internet running with gprs. I had a prepaid connection and for a good sevice (450 rs unlimited) i needed a postpaid. I went to airtel relationship centre and asked my new sim but the argued for a address proof. I tried to get it faxed but fax machine of airtel office wasnt working. Next days again i went to Airtel (70km from village) got all the formalities done and the asked me to come after 2 days for sim with same no as prepaid. Amidst my senior found that his moto phone hasnt have compatible drivers for vista and cant run gprs (the hard luck induction). I installed several virtual machines on his comp some time it detects other time it doesnt.
Next day i got a sim but conection will take 2 more days for activation. Mean while my patience was withering. I got my sim activated and then i asked for gprs , the scheme was aborted that day and there was no unlimited internet on the airtel sevice. :( (naya type ka kata). got some other scheme and now i found due to some virus my phone gets restart every time i connect a data cable.. (poor chap).
Airtel will charge me GPRS. Got laptop which is not performing optimally. Got a senior laptop which is not detecting drives. But havent got a internet connection.. God has plans... (spelling mistakes pe jyada mat maarna.. :))
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Ravi ke Saath Diwali ke haadse aur baatein.. gtalk ke saujanye se.. :)
Ravi: kuch kiya tune ?
kuch ata pata chala ?
| 5 minutes |
11:09 AM me: nahi
:(
sound card nahi hai
:(
Ravi: kya kar rha hai abhi
hmm
me: kuch nahi
Ravi: theek kab karayega
11:10 AM cat shat ki tayyari ho rhi hai aajkal
me: ruk abhi install karta hun
nahi yaar
ab to compu bhi le liya
Ravi: 11
me: ab to bilkul bhi nahi
:(
Ravi: ham logo ka bhagwan hi malik hai
me: agli baar saath mein chalenge naa
hehe
Ravi: heheh
me: saale maalik ne gaad maar li hai
:P
me: abhi flute kharidne gaya
12:33 PM saale ki dukaan mein khatam ho gayi
Ravi: hame to baithne k liye bhi nahi bolte par private comp hai to baithna padtha hai logo ko dikhane k liye
flute bajayega ?
me: usse pehle din gay tha to ahmedabad mein 1 bhi shop nahi khuli thi
haan..
Ravi: aaja meri bansuri baja le
11
kat ta rahta hai tension na le
me: 6 ched aur karne padenge
Ravi: 11
12:34 PM ek hi ched se maje aa jayenge tension na le
11
me: haan nahi le raha yaar bas purane din yaad kar raha tha jab hum sabka kat ta tha.. ab akele katwane mein mazza nahi aa raha
:P
nahi aayenge yaar.. thodi si organ pipe ke funde padh ke ched karna
warna kahin aur ho gaya to mseal lagana padega
11
12:35 PM Ravi: 11
11
11
12:36 PM me: ab to lappie bhi kharid liya ab bas accha sa net lagane ki jaroorat hai..
aur ye jindagi kat jaayegi
:)
Ravi: 11
sab chod chaad k ek baand banate hai
me: tune naya guitar le liya?
Ravi: ek drummer chahiye
me: haan bana lenge
are mein hun naa
12:37 PM guitarist to tu hai
:)
Ravi: guitar to wahi hai jo photo me lagaya tha orkut pe
me: accha head tut gaya tha
uska kya hua?
fevicol?
Ravi: pahle ise hi seekh lun phir khareed lunga naya
wo sahi ho gya tha dukaan wale ne kar diya
12:38 PM me: teri guitar mein plug in ka jugad hai
?
Ravi: fevicol hi hai shayad par tanch kar diya hai
me: gaand mein ched wagairah hai?
Ravi: haan
me: haan samajh gaya
Ravi: proper types hai
me: warez pe 1 guitar fx naam ka software hai
wo uttha lena
Ravi: 6 sensors hai ek plate k upar
12:39 PM usse kya hoga
me: uspe plugin karke bajayega to distortion bhi baja sakta hai
:)
alag se pad kharidne ki jaroorat nahi
:)
12:41 PM Ravi: gud
guitar fx
abhi normal to baja lun
me: hehe
haan baja le yaar
abhi mat karna
Ravi: bc dhang se chord to transitioning hoti nahi
me: tere comp pe to xp hai naa
12:42 PM vista se compatible nahi hia wo
Ravi: nahi vista chut
me: :P
11
Ravi: :)
me: 11
Ravi: 11
me: meine apne comp se isliye to vista udaya tha
:P
Ravi: mai use kar chuka hun install par chala nahi tha tab
:P
me: kya use kiya?
Ravi: kuch arbitapa tha guitar fx and vista k saath
guitar fx
12:43 PM me: accha
sahi
:)
Ravi: :(
me: haan
isliye xp daala
aur is waale lappie ke koi xp diver he nahi the
Ravi: 11
to net pe mile ?
me: koi arabian country ki site se koi driver liye hain
Ravi: mil hi gye honge
12:44 PM me: nahi yaar
chal nahi rahe the[]
Ravi: xp genuine dali ya duplicate
me: dell ki site pe to nahi hain
haan
duplicate
:P
Ravi: :P
me: par thik hai chal raha hai to chalne de
11
Ravi: ab kya status hai
11
me: sab chal raha hai
Ravi: gud
me: aur meine wapas pack kar diya hai
Ravi: kya ?
lappy ?
me: par abhi guitar connet nahi kiya hia
haan
Ravi: ok
12:45 PM me: aaj wapas nikal jauanga
site ke liye
Ravi: tune nya guitar liya ?
me: phir dekhnga
Ravi: ok
me: haan le liya tha
1 mahine pehle
Ravi: kitne ka and kaunsa
me: 5k ka tha aur koi branded nahi tha
aisa he tha
Ravi: givson ka hoga ?
me: nahi
Ravi: electric tha kya ?
12:46 PM me: bharat music waale ne khud ka banaya hua tha
Ravi: 5k ka to mast hoga ..........
me: nahi
Ravi: ok
okk
me: acoustic
abhi lagta hai ki kat sa gaya..
Ravi: bajane me kaisa hai
me: saale ki awaz bahut acchi nahi hai
plucking wagairah ke liye sahi hia
par over all sound bahut accha nahi hia
12:47 PM Ravi: sale to 5k me gaand marwa k aaya hai
me: kuch aur kharid lunga 3 4 mahine mein
haan
:(
Ravi: :)
11
me: kutte
saale aur mat maar
Ravi: sala aadmi katwa k hi seekhta ahai
me: are nahi yaar
Ravi: ham log par kutte hai ... ham baar baar katwate hai
me: tu bhul gaya katwana humari fitrat mein hain
12:48 PM 11
11
Ravi: aur kuch nahi seekh paate kyu ki har baar naye tareeke se kat ta hai
11
11
me: haha
haan 1 din mein vijeta ka suna raha tha ki humara kaise kat ta hai..
subah intern pe nikale
12:49 PM aur pure din saath rahe aur shaam tak bhi khatam nahi hua
11
ladki to dar he gai ki aisa bhi hota hai logon ke saath
11
12:50 PM Ravi: 11
11
bechari
me: haan aur subah to meine uske bataya bhi ki aaj humara kaise katega
Ravi: tune kaha nahi kitni baatein to bhul jate hai.. likhe to ramayan and mahabharat se bada granth banega
12:51 PM me: meine use bola ki company waalon ne accha kiya ki bus bhej di ab aaraam se jaaya karenge
Ravi: 11
aur bas nahi aayi
me: tabhi yaad aaya ki mujhe aisa nahi bolna chahiye tha
Ravi: 11
11
me: aur meine use baya ki ab dekhna humara kat jaayega
heh
bus bhi aayi
Ravi: hehehhehe
me: to socha nahi katega
Ravi: aur bhari hui thi
me: phir algi red lite pe
Ravi: yaa ruki nahi
11
11
12:52 PM me: police ne rok
li
aur drver ko andar kar liya
nashe mein chala raha tha
aur phir kabhi bus nahi aayi
:P
hehe
uske baad use vishwas ho gaya
:P
humari dard bhari dastan ka
:P
Ravi: kitna innovative tarike se kata
12:53 PM 11
me: haan
Ravi: 11
aise kat ta hai to maja aata
me: par dekh hum ab predict kar lete hain ki katega
Ravi: kuch alag tarike se kata
me: haan
:)
hum seekh rahe hain bhai,,
Ravi: mai bataun ek recent kissa ...
me: bhagwan humen jabarzasti sikha raha hai
haan bata
:)
12:55 PM are plot banane gaya hai kya?
Ravi: nahi yaar koi aa gya tha
haan sun
me: yaar 1 common blog banate hain.. jahan hum apne katne ki kahaniyaan likhenge
:)
12:56 PM Ravi: mai ghar jane k liye tayyar ..... 3 din se tayyari kar rha tha
haan kar sakte hai
me: ..
Ravi: aage sun
me: haan
...
Ravi: tabhi mujhe mail aati hai ki tum logo ki bahut trng ho gyi chalo kam aa gya hai chutti cancel
me: 11
Ravi: badi fight mar k chutti approve karwai
me: ...
12:57 PM Ravi: par mujhe bhanak lag gyi ki bada katne wala hai aaane wale time me
chalo mai train me chada
me: ...
Ravi: ham log 3 jane they
ek mota hai appu ka double aur mujhse lamba 120 kg .. puppy launda hai
12:58 PM me: ..
Ravi: ham sab lappy le kar gye they use pata nhi kya sujha sala lappy k andar headphone chhod kar band kar k takiye k neeche chupa kar ghumne chala gya
12:59 PM mai aaya aur aake let gya seat pe
me: ..
Ravi: kataaaaak ki aawaaj aayi mujhe laga headphone toot gye honge ... (singhal k they) meri phati ki sala gaand le lega ... 2 rupey k liye inta rota hai headphone pe train se hi kuud jayega
:D
1:00 PM wait
1:02 PM par headphone nahi tootey ... mai khush.. mota aaya aur lappy chalaya to dekha screen gyi
me: 11
Ravi: office phone kiya to $100 ka chudda
me: 11
11
11
Ravi: chalo bc ghar gya
wahan guitar toot gya
me: haha abhi bhi baaki hai
1:03 PM Ravi: bahenchod diwali k din patake laya
usme ek skyshot tha
50 wala
kuch bina jale rah gye maine khol k aag laga di .. .bc gir gya aur horizontal fire hone lage .. ek aake mere kurte pe lag 2k ka kurta gya
me: ..
Ravi: guitar me 800 lage
1:04 PM ghar pe galiya padi wo alag
me: 11
11
Ravi: phir yahan aagya
100$ ka fine to bach gya par chakkar bade lagane pade idhar udhar
chal chalta hun
lunch kar k aaya
bbye
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