Ravi ke Saath Diwali ke haadse aur baatein.. gtalk ke saujanye se.. :)

Ravi: kuch kiya tune ?

  kuch ata pata chala ?

5 minutes

11:09 AM me: nahi

  :(

  sound card nahi hai

  :(

 Ravi: kya kar rha hai abhi

  hmm

 me: kuch nahi

 Ravi: theek kab karayega

11:10 AM cat shat ki tayyari ho rhi hai aajkal

 me: ruk abhi install karta hun

  nahi yaar

  ab to compu bhi le liya

 Ravi: 11

 me: ab to bilkul bhi nahi

  :(

 Ravi: ham logo ka bhagwan hi malik hai

 me: agli baar saath mein chalenge naa

  hehe

 Ravi: heheh

 me: saale maalik ne gaad maar li hai

  :P

me: abhi flute kharidne gaya

12:33 PM saale ki dukaan mein khatam ho gayi

 Ravi: hame to baithne k liye bhi nahi bolte par private comp hai to baithna padtha hai logo ko dikhane k liye

  flute bajayega ?

 me: usse pehle din gay tha to ahmedabad mein 1 bhi shop nahi khuli thi

  haan..

 Ravi: aaja meri bansuri baja le

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  kat ta rahta hai tension na le

 me: 6 ched aur karne padenge

 Ravi: 11

12:34 PM ek hi ched se maje aa jayenge tension na le

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 me: haan nahi le raha yaar bas purane din yaad kar raha tha jab hum sabka kat ta tha.. ab akele katwane mein mazza nahi aa raha

  :P

  nahi aayenge yaar.. thodi si organ pipe ke funde padh ke ched karna

  warna kahin aur ho gaya to mseal lagana padega

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12:35 PM Ravi: 11

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12:36 PM me: ab to lappie bhi kharid liya ab bas accha sa net lagane ki jaroorat hai..

  aur ye jindagi kat jaayegi

  :)

 Ravi: 11

  sab chod chaad k ek baand banate hai

 me: tune naya guitar le liya?

 Ravi: ek drummer chahiye

 me: haan bana lenge

  are mein hun naa

12:37 PM guitarist to tu hai

  :)

 Ravi: guitar to wahi hai jo photo me lagaya tha orkut pe

 me: accha head tut gaya tha

  uska kya hua?

  fevicol?

 Ravi: pahle ise hi seekh lun phir khareed lunga naya

  wo sahi ho gya tha dukaan wale ne kar diya

12:38 PM me: teri guitar mein plug in ka jugad hai

  ?

 Ravi: fevicol hi hai shayad par tanch kar diya hai

 me: gaand mein ched wagairah hai?

 Ravi: haan

 me: haan samajh gaya

 Ravi: proper types hai

 me: warez pe 1 guitar fx naam ka software hai

  wo uttha lena

 Ravi: 6 sensors hai ek plate k upar

12:39 PM usse kya hoga

 me: uspe plugin karke bajayega to distortion bhi baja sakta hai

  :)

  alag se pad kharidne ki jaroorat nahi

  :)

12:41 PM Ravi: gud

  guitar fx

  abhi normal to baja lun

 me: hehe

  haan baja le yaar

  abhi mat karna

 Ravi: bc dhang se chord to transitioning hoti nahi

 me: tere comp pe to xp hai naa

12:42 PM vista se compatible nahi hia wo

 Ravi: nahi vista chut

 me: :P

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 Ravi: :)

 me: 11

 Ravi: 11

 me: meine apne comp se isliye to vista udaya tha

  :P

 Ravi: mai use kar chuka hun install par chala nahi tha tab

  :P

 me: kya use kiya?

 Ravi: kuch arbitapa tha guitar fx and vista k saath

  guitar fx

12:43 PM me: accha

  sahi

  :)

 Ravi: :(

 me: haan

  isliye xp daala

  aur is waale lappie ke koi xp diver he nahi the

 Ravi: 11

  to net pe mile ?

 me: koi arabian country ki site se koi driver liye hain

 Ravi: mil hi gye honge

12:44 PM me: nahi yaar

  chal nahi rahe the[]

 Ravi: xp genuine dali ya duplicate

 me: dell ki site pe to nahi hain

  haan

  duplicate

  :P

 Ravi: :P

 me: par thik hai chal raha hai to chalne de

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 Ravi: ab kya status hai

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 me: sab chal raha hai

 Ravi: gud

 me: aur meine wapas pack kar diya hai

 Ravi: kya ?

  lappy ?

 me: par abhi guitar connet nahi kiya hia

  haan

 Ravi: ok

12:45 PM me: aaj wapas nikal jauanga

  site ke liye

 Ravi: tune nya guitar liya ?

 me: phir dekhnga

 Ravi: ok

 me: haan le liya tha

  1 mahine pehle

 Ravi: kitne ka and kaunsa

 me: 5k ka tha aur koi branded nahi tha

  aisa he tha

 Ravi: givson ka hoga ?

 me: nahi

 Ravi: electric tha kya ?

12:46 PM me: bharat music waale ne khud ka banaya hua tha

 Ravi: 5k ka to mast hoga ..........

 me: nahi

 Ravi: ok

  okk

 me: acoustic

  abhi lagta hai ki kat sa gaya..

 Ravi: bajane me kaisa hai

 me: saale ki awaz bahut acchi nahi hai

  plucking wagairah ke liye sahi hia

  par over all sound bahut accha nahi hia

12:47 PM Ravi: sale to 5k me gaand marwa k aaya hai

 me: kuch aur kharid lunga 3 4 mahine mein

  haan

  :(

 Ravi: :)

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 me: kutte

  saale aur mat maar

 Ravi: sala aadmi katwa k hi seekhta ahai

 me: are nahi yaar

 Ravi: ham log par kutte hai ... ham baar baar katwate hai

 me: tu bhul gaya katwana humari fitrat mein hain

12:48 PM 11

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 Ravi: aur kuch nahi seekh paate kyu ki har baar naye tareeke se kat ta hai

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 me: haha

  haan 1 din mein vijeta ka suna raha tha ki humara kaise kat ta hai..

  subah intern pe nikale

12:49 PM aur pure din saath rahe aur shaam tak bhi khatam nahi hua

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  ladki to dar he gai ki aisa bhi hota hai logon ke saath

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12:50 PM Ravi: 11

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  bechari

 me: haan aur subah to meine uske bataya bhi ki aaj humara kaise katega

 Ravi: tune kaha nahi kitni baatein to bhul jate hai.. likhe to ramayan and mahabharat se bada granth banega

12:51 PM me: meine use bola ki company waalon ne accha kiya ki bus bhej di ab aaraam se jaaya karenge

 Ravi: 11

  aur bas nahi aayi

 me: tabhi yaad aaya ki mujhe aisa nahi bolna chahiye tha

 Ravi: 11

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 me: aur meine use baya ki ab dekhna humara kat jaayega

  heh

  bus bhi aayi

 Ravi: hehehhehe

 me: to socha nahi katega

 Ravi: aur bhari hui thi

 me: phir algi red lite pe

 Ravi: yaa ruki nahi

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12:52 PM me: police ne rok

  li

  aur drver ko andar kar liya

  nashe mein chala raha tha

  aur phir kabhi bus nahi aayi

  :P

  hehe

  uske baad use vishwas ho gaya

  :P

  humari dard bhari dastan ka

  :P

 Ravi: kitna innovative tarike se kata

12:53 PM 11

 me: haan

 Ravi: 11

  aise kat ta hai to maja aata

 me: par dekh hum ab predict kar lete hain ki katega

 Ravi: kuch alag tarike se kata

 me: haan

  :)

  hum seekh rahe hain bhai,,

 Ravi: mai bataun ek recent kissa ...

 me: bhagwan humen jabarzasti sikha raha hai

  haan bata

  :)

12:55 PM are plot banane gaya hai kya?

 Ravi: nahi yaar koi aa gya tha

  haan sun

 me: yaar 1 common blog banate hain.. jahan hum apne katne ki kahaniyaan likhenge

  :)

12:56 PM Ravi: mai ghar jane k liye tayyar ..... 3 din se tayyari kar rha tha

  haan kar sakte hai

 me: ..

 Ravi: aage sun

 me: haan

  ...

 Ravi: tabhi mujhe mail aati hai ki tum logo ki bahut trng ho gyi chalo kam aa gya hai chutti cancel

 me: 11

 Ravi: badi fight mar k chutti approve karwai

 me: ...

12:57 PM Ravi: par mujhe bhanak lag gyi ki bada katne wala hai aaane wale time me

  chalo mai train me chada

 me: ...

 Ravi: ham log 3 jane they

  ek mota hai appu ka double aur mujhse lamba 120 kg .. puppy launda hai

12:58 PM me: ..

 Ravi: ham sab lappy le kar gye they use pata nhi kya sujha sala lappy k andar headphone chhod kar band kar k takiye k neeche chupa kar ghumne chala gya

12:59 PM mai aaya aur aake let gya seat pe

 me: ..

 Ravi: kataaaaak ki aawaaj aayi mujhe laga headphone toot gye honge ... (singhal k they) meri phati ki sala gaand le lega ... 2 rupey k liye inta rota hai headphone pe train se hi kuud jayega

  :D

1:00 PM wait

1:02 PM par headphone nahi tootey ... mai khush.. mota aaya aur lappy chalaya to dekha screen gyi

 me: 11

 Ravi: office phone kiya to $100 ka chudda

 me: 11

  11

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 Ravi: chalo bc ghar gya

  wahan guitar toot gya

 me: haha abhi bhi baaki hai

1:03 PM Ravi: bahenchod diwali k din patake laya

  usme ek skyshot tha

  50 wala

  kuch bina jale rah gye maine khol k aag laga di .. .bc gir gya aur horizontal fire hone lage .. ek aake mere kurte pe lag 2k ka kurta gya

 me: ..

 Ravi: guitar me 800 lage

1:04 PM ghar pe galiya padi wo alag

 me: 11

  11

 Ravi: phir yahan aagya

  100$ ka fine to bach gya par chakkar bade lagane pade idhar udhar

  chal chalta hun

  lunch kar k aaya

  bbye

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